Halfway

This post a little late (by about a week). I only have 2 more weeks of class left and then I'm on my own to study until the end of July. I've been keeping on top of all my assignments, but still haven't had any time to really sit down and just memorize the law. But I'm told by friends who've taken the bar that there is enough time to learn it in the 3 weeks we have to study on our own. So we'll see.

We just had constitutional law and I've been rocking the multiple choice questions. According to the DVD workshop video we have, Con Law are the easiest questions. So I'm excited about that.

I've also gotten two very good grades on my last 2 essays that I turned in. I'll definitely feel more comfortable after I start memorizing the law. Like, I know it vaguely now, but can't state specific rules and all the crazy exceptions.

Here are some more quotes. I forgot which class they were from, so think of this as your barbri potpourii of quotes:

- Isn't Kato Kaelin proof that Gilligan and Ginger really ddi sleep together?

- The jury hears this guy molsests parrots and they're going to be upset (Creepy Evidence professor)

- Maybe it's contributing to the delinquency of a canary

- The jury hears he molests parrots and they all gasp. Because they are all bird fanciers

- Never try to prove in court that somoeone's a vampire. I don't care what they do on Buffy, don't try it.

- You're some kind of crazy moron to be doing that.

- It's like being pregnant. You're either pregnant or you're not. There's no "kinda" pregnant.

- Illinois frowns on cousins hooking up with each other.